“I can confidently (and loudly) assert that having tried baths, I’m not a fan. Bubbles are a form of blackmail that is simply not helpful and does not improve the process one little bit. I’ll not have one again thank you very much.” Adam Cheshire

“I can also confidently (and loudly) assert that warm water is still wet. This, in a nutshell, is the main problem with the activity as far as I can see. It really should be discontinued as a wholly unsatisfactory experience.” Adam Cheshire